PROJECT E.L.F

Fred has Moved!

2006-09-11T13:34:00.000+08:00

OKIE! Transition ready! Presenting you, Ladies and Gentlemen...

http://fred-lai.livejournal.com

YAY! please enjoy the new site and leave comments under the "shit on me!" link there. State your name too!

See you there!

Sorry People!

2006-09-06T01:36:00.000+08:00

So sorry ah...Like what Jesslyn said, i have been MIA-ing for so so so long. You see, I'm starting another blog @ LiveJournal. So i guess it will be a few days later before i release the address to all of you!!! Do wait for it ok?

Anyway, i had loads of fun recently. You'll get to see the updates at LiveJournal!

See you guys soon!

-Fred the Chubby

太吵了

2006-08-20T09:58:00.000+08:00

Fred has always stressed that food is very important, have i not? See? What can a dinner do to everyone? Food. What a killer.

Aye, no pun intended =D

Dear girl, remember you told me that you know chinese at the start of term 1? Well, I haven't forgotten that. =)

You know, next semester, split class and all, a sad thing. With the problems that surfaced, hey! Maybe splitting class isn't such a bad idea at all!

Aye, that's why I chose to blog today rather than last night Im glad I lost all my angst I had for this entry. If not, gee....

Hello?? It's the end of Semester and what the hell you want??? IT. WAS. JUST. A. DINNER.

I just have something to say to EVERYONE IN MY FUCKING T04 CLASS:

You don't like the way it is now? You don't like everything that is happening now? You think that there's a whole shitload of problems crashing on you now? You think that some people are against one another? You feel that going for dinner at 4 plus (which i don't think that's what I did) at East Coast Park will sizzle and burn a hole in your skin?

Well guess what?

I FEEL SO TOO!

So please everyone, just SHUT THE FUCK UP and let it GO. And go home, lay your mat, start praying to Buddha/ Confucius/Baby Jesus/ Adult Jesus/ Mother Mary/ Holy Trinity/ Allah/ Monkey God/ God of Kitchen/ God of Chicken/ God of Duck/ Rain God/ Thunder God/ Zeus/ Hercules/ God Shiva/ God of Schmozi/ God of Swarvoski/ Michael Jackson/ Elvis Presley/ Taufik/ Paul Twohill/ Whatever-else-you-believe-in..

..that we never cross path again

Hello?? It's the end of Semester and what the hell you want??? IT. WAS. JUST. A. DINNER.

此時此刻，言語對我來說已不再是一個工具，它是一個障礙。它使我要表達的思想顯得万分矛盾。

這世上充滿了“一半”
有好有壞
有善有惡
有是有非
有對有錯
而我，則是不巧地看到了友人丑陋的一面。
我也不想，但最終，我還是看到了。

記得媽媽曾說過：“世上沒有永恆的敵人，但也沒有永遠的朋友”
我想應該是吧。
友情，最脆弱的珍品
三言兩語就能使它受到無比的摧殘。

我受夠了。

“我欲乘风归去唯恐琼楼玉宇
高处不胜寒起舞弄清影何似在人间
转朱阁低绮户照无眠
不应有恨何事长向别时圆
人有悲欢离合月有阴晴圆缺
此事古难全
但愿人长久千里共婵娟”

但願人長久。。。

CLASS makan time!

2006-08-18T23:02:00.000+08:00

Heh. No Zi Char also got good food la. This time improved. Class outing got 10 people go..=) not bad not bad, can see a brighter future with the class. I think next time will be better! Or will there be a next time, since the class is gonna disintegrate next semester anyway. Oh well...

Had my fill of fun today with Jon, Freeman, Meiting, Yunru, Lorene, Denise, Valerie, Vanessa and Yizhong. Had a greater time with the 6 of the with the after-dinner talk. It's the usual, wih them having the fill of my nonsense, i had my fill of theirs too. =D

To Derek, Auggy, Vonn who weren't there cause they could not make it: AYE! Must see you all the next time round ah! =)

To the rest: Next time ah...

對于你對我們的不解，在這里得奉上一句金玉良言：人相處久了，你的人，我也看透了。請不要再裝了。戲看久了，我也膩了。

For the Angmopiaks, please ignore what i just typed up there. =) AND, i really have to thank Jon again for solving what looks like a conflict.He's the man to stand out and do the stuffs. Fuck, i hate it when things go awry. I'd rather go play with the trees and the grass when things get out of hand. For other things in life, there's JON. =D

I really must thank the few bitches for making my day in CMM. I will certainly miss all of you. And i hope, i really hope, that we can stay together, with the strong friendship that will last us not till the end of poly, but even a longer way. =) Love you guys.

I'm going to cry. =|

Ciao!

OH YAH! TMNT will be so COOL. We pledged to watch it together. Better don't bastard in the end! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ALL THE WAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

Nowadays makan also hard..

2006-08-17T20:48:00.000+08:00

Seriously, i have never, ever, found it so hard to settle down at one place to makan sia. Swear.

This time different la, got alot psycological, geographical factors involved. sian. really sian. I thought i could go to East Coast Food Centre to enjoy my long await Zi Char. But No!

Alas!

Really, sometimes i just wonder. All it takes is compromise. Not say I don't compromise la, but, compromising also must take turns and sometimes go with the crowd..Tio Bo? correct?

-Shrugs-

Sometimes I just don't know seh. Aye.

ANYWAY, school's over tomorrow. Then study break. Then EXAM!! Sia la, scared. Really must cheong.

and ANYWAY, i have my great bunch of friends to accompany me in the struggle towards nirvana. Haha, seriously, the exams. Thanks to them.

Of them all there's Jon Loh!! Haha, as much as he see likeness in me. I do so too! =) went to his party the other day la. he and his "core group". Aye, though im not in that "core group" just happy enough to know a great someone like him. you can purchase him too! Just dial 1900-I-WANT-JON (batteries not included)

And all of the mates in T04, we're just as cranky aye? I love all of you too la, bitches. hahaha.

Okie, chaos! gotta go weep about me missing my chance of having ZI Char. =(

P.S I miss my "core group" too! =/
P.P.S and my JUNIORS too! let me hear you scrrrrrream! hahaha, ok.

My Goodness....

2006-08-13T22:07:00.000+08:00

Last night was...mad.

the lunch was fun...had fun seeing my seniors and juniors...can catch up with the army boys...fun...but then...

when night fall... i don't wish to talk about it here...

just wanna say a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my buddy Jon. Happy 18th to you man. and it was wild wild wild last night balls, i swear.

and a big THANK YOU to Freeman, Meiting, Yunru, Lorene, Denise and our new friend Celestine. =) thanks...and Auggy, you are just as shit as I am. =)

seriously, it wasn't an experience i will be looking forward to,but it was a good one overall...

hell...madness. madness.

Gay Porn =)

2006-08-11T09:28:00.000+08:00

First things first! Really must apologise to Charmaine and Reza for traumatizing them with hotmale.com. WAHAHAHAHAHAHA, and thanks to shona who happily brought them to another website...right? heh heh heh...
This one's to Shona: OI!! i don't watch gay porn!!! wahahaha, porn maybe, but never gay porn! =P

okok, so i had alot of fun yesterday, has this end-of-projects dinner at PizzaHut with the WHOLE CLASS!!! can you believe it?? the whole class was there!!!

quit kidding yourself freddy.

so there was only 7 of us..yeah...whatever...it was fun anyway! Jon was there too! u must hang with us more often la..can gossip more! heh heh heh...the dinner was quiet though...so i think. maybe all of us were real hungry, we didn't talk for some moments.
=) thanks to me! your life will never be quiet ever again! to buy a Fred home and spice up your life, just call 98443323! Call now! and get an early bird discount!

Here's to Puiboon: As you can see from my blog address, i was all along very quiet. hahahahahaha

heh.

and and and! there's something Derek said yesterday that maid so much, so many, no, much. ya, so much sense:
"I love fredrick although he is gay. One day if you become gay, i book you first."

=) ok, so he DIDN'T say that, instead, it was something like this :
I like fred the way he is, if he were to change,like cut down on his nonsense, he won't be fred anymore.

So true....of all the nonsensical,irrelevant, bullshittcal things you said, this sounded the best! hahahahahahahahahaha...

yeah, to everyone, sorry you knew me, GET USED TO IT! Muahahahahahahahahaha...

im quite excited about council's up coming film, but the meetings...ugh. hope to get down to it soon! =)

and and and and!!!
i really miss my juniors too...=) hope to see them soon..

last but not least,

for those of you who loves fred, fred loves you too! =))

no, that sounded gay. -sighs...ANYWAY....

ciao! gotta run! see you all soon!

The New Me

2006-08-07T16:45:00.000+08:00

I went to Nanyang JC's Film Festival last Saturday, to support Dicky!! I don't know how to link their site, so here's the link:
www.nanyangfilmfestival.com

So their films are not too bad, pretty interesting, Dicky's film was angsty though, like Chandini's one: a little sadist with the female lead dying and all..hmmmm

yep! i met ZhiYin, Puiboon, Joel, Melinda, Madeline, Dicky, and...Jamie! haha...okok...oh yah..Tyson too...Anyway, Puiboon made a statement:

I've grown fatter (yes i know...)

and...

I've grown quieter.....

That's what she said. =) quieter...yes...

HA! seriously, i don't know why she's saying this since i've always been the quiet introvert...=)

Honestly, i don't know what happened too, i was just quiet...

Oh well, yah! my dear brother Felix has gotten himself a blog! very good, got something else to occupy himself when he is online, other than por.....oh well, nevermind, i didn't say anything..heh heh, joking bro! =)

and...FINALLY!

My dear Ms Tay is GETTING MARRIED!! so happy for her..=) will have more news on her wedding soon i guess...so cool...

and and and...

there's a whole lot of things to do this week, dinner...and all...junhong's birthday is coming...so is Jon's...and there is this CCHMSCO alumni dinner thingy in planning, and not to forget the yay-end-of-projects dinner in the planning too! yessss...im gonna be faaaaaaat! YIPEE!

and and and and and...

Tomorrow's presentation again! will try to get the pics and load it up soon!

Take care people! i go first k?

OK laaaaaa.....

LET ME GO!!!!

c'mon, i know you miss me...please don't do this...

BYE! =)

Plorjet

2006-08-03T12:12:00.000+08:00

it's the once-in-a-fortnight-rushing-projects-time again!!! yay. thrilled. totally.

Aye, the guys came over my house just last night to stay over and "thon". goodness. drained. tired. having a head egg now...
-sighs

I saw my juniors when i send the guys to the MRT just now...Chinese Methodist Church Kindergarten. I still remembered clearly that i went there sia, bitting my shoes and all..fun.

Really ah, got alot of plorjets to complete sia. So long no soccer, so long no pool, so long no pool. swimming pool. aye aye...

No wonder i'm fat. No, actually, there are other reasons why i'm fat.

1)I showed Dad my tummy, and i asked, "do i look fat?" Dad says: No la! you where got fat? too skinny not good! later people think you have not been eating!

2) The coffee shop that i always patronize, has an uncle there. and he, everytime without fail guarrantee plus chop with a cherry on top, will always give me extra rice. When i finish my boil of rice, he will take it away and fill it with another bowl of rice.

How NOT to get fat you tell me?

Gotta run now, got lessos coming up

here's the long-awaited photo. eh, no one hardly comes here sia...sad...has everyone forgotten freddy? =(

Do you have THE EYE FOR DETAIL?
(With the eye for detail, you will be able to see things in CMYK. i have it. Do you? =D )

Suddenly miss everyone back in the good ol' days.

再見！

Write Write Write!

2006-08-01T00:07:00.000+08:00

I'm back for the 24-hour Writing Competition held at Aloha Changi and erm.....ya. It's 24 hours, and errr...it's held at Aloha Changi. Thats about it.

Yes. Okay, it's fun.

Ok! So i went with Chandini and we got split into different oblocks of chalet unit! Sad. So i crashed at the living room of mine where she got to sleep on a bed with air-con and got a group funny funny friends. I only got Kelvin from NYP to accompany in the living room and some donkey kongs staying above us.

Aiyo, i tell you. ALOT of people their has fake accents. Why is it fake? because there's one that doesn't use his accent while talking to me. Hahaha, wonder why. You'll get all kinds of accent, American, British, American, British, British, American and...American. yes.

Wonder why nobody fakes Indian accent. Psssh.

Seriously, the experience was fun Definitely will go back next year, if i don't have anything on.

So what if the script i produce was crappy? Huh Huh Huh? hahahaha, i had my fun. =D

I'll post some pictures of the competitions next time, that is, IF i can get it. For now, just settle yourself with this:

..............

Wait, it's suppose to come out. let me try again. For now, just settle yourself with this:

..............

with THIS:

...............

Damn you, Blogger. You suck.

=) See you all 'round

Thanks! again...

2006-07-25T09:39:00.000+08:00

haha, yes yes...thanks to all of you who helped the pitiful children, they are leading much much much better lives now!

On behalf of all those cute children, thank you all for your kind deeds!! =DD

Again, school is kinda killing me..really ah...projects projects projects then EXAM! die already laaaaaa....

Oh yah, anyway, im joining this 24 hour play writing competition this coming saturday...so......you know what to do....

oh yes i'm sure you know what to do...

awwww...c'mon.....

OH! thank you for wishing me good luck! thanks!

you know right, sometimes blogs and online journals and diaries and whatevers, they are conversation killers. really...

FRED: oh! you know what? the other day i went....

XXX: oh yah! i've read from your blog.

FRED: oh! ya..so...ya..thats it.
(shut up and don't know what else to say)

sighs...thats all for now..oh yah, did I tell you guys I got a new name?

fredrick nice cute handsome disgusting idiot hot sexy lai

heh heh, how true to some of them. =)

ciao.

男人也會痛

2006-07-23T14:23:00.000+08:00

" you broke my heart"

thats the line we always hear a girl saying to guy, be it a breakup or a tiff.

HOWEVER, reality kicks in,

FAST FACT #1: Guys are mammals too. We have blood.

sometimes i really wonder, in a breakup, the guy feels as much as as the girl right? right? please, stop deluding yourself that you are the pitiful victim in the break up. 'cause believe it or not, you aren't. and people around, don't think that girls are always right and that the guy is a bastard in a breakup. Look, Listen and Think.

is it not possible for a guy's heart to be just as broken in a relationship? Hell, it is.

So to ANY, any, girl out there who thinks that you should rule your boyfriend like nobody's business and that he is always breking your heart, THINK. Have you not broken his heart as well?

Im not after anyone's neck here, im really not.

Please correct me if I am wrong.
That i am wrong is saying that girls break a guy's heart as often as the other way round.
Sheesh!

Anyway, i feel bad for bastarding Rit's competition in Teenage Icon yesterday. Really am. My apologies again. =) I'lll make it for the finals. Yes, Rit got into the finals of Teenage Icon! Proud of him. All the best to you, buddy!

To the heartbroken:
Welcome back brothers, welcome back.

Cheers.

Pssssssst! im not upset, im not feeling down. im still smiling =)

Please help these children if you have a heart!

2006-07-19T16:57:00.000+08:00

There are many unfortunate children in this world.

If there is an easy way to help them just by clicking a few buttons, would you help?

I sure hope you will.

Please click on the title to help.

Thanks alot. You don't know how much these children will benefit from your help. Thanks

Thanks Everyone

2006-07-15T17:46:00.000+08:00

Actually it was really nothing. Maybe had a mood swing at tht point of time..=) Finally completed the major killers. but there'll be more killer coming up..damn cool sia..

you know the feeling of doing your load of homework?

It's like you had a full lunch and at night 10+ u felt that it had to go and just........

......release.....

the "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh" feeling?

ORGASMIC.

=) yeah. thats how it felt. SHIOK!

you know they say people change? or rather i always say that? yeah..i think i'm bound to change soon too...things are starting to look different...i guess puberty is coming..hahahahahahahahahaha...

anyway...update more next time. gotta attend a wake. sighs..thats life.

Thanks to everyone who was asked about me. thanks...im really fine.

no, not...im not fine....

guess im fat.

=D

ok! zhao!

LOST

2006-07-13T03:24:00.000+08:00

Here am i, 3.30 in the morning. Sitting infront my pc.

Just finished printing my brochure.

I was at the brink of a breakdown just now. Serious. Never have I felt this way in my life.

The feeling of not knowing what to do. The uncertainty. It's fucking me from the inside. I sat there wondering what the hell am I doing. Receiving shitload of homework. Maybe it's because I procrastinate. I don't care.

Pressure's setting in. I have 3 and 1/4 journals to go.

Pretty fucked up.

Pretty.

This is the worst entry ever written. It'll smear my image, i swear.

But do you think I care?

I'm gone

Darn...Journals

2006-07-11T01:08:00.000+08:00

You see, the problem with Polytechnic school life is like this:

There's so many things for you to do, yet so little time.

I've been waiting for a software to be installed for so long that I cannot take the wait and start drink. Hell.

I've got so many things to do. Pretty fucked up if I don't get it done soon!

A little tipsy you can say.

Ciao!

There we go again...

2006-07-09T09:46:00.000+08:00

i feel so guilty, blogging here. When i'm supposed to be typing my second WAVE of marketing journals. =)

Well, just what could I say?

I love you people too much. I feel the calling...I HAVE to blog. =)

Just to clarify a with things with everyone:

1) i really DO NOT think that i look like jack Neo in that picture
2) i really DO NOT think that i look like jack Neo in that picture
3) i really DO NOT think that i look like jack Neo in that picture

thats all. haha.

you know, I'm very afraid of conflicts. So you can say that I'm a people pleaser, I don't take sides. (Okay la.. if like those sucker toot toot one, then can bully) because i'm afraid that when i take sides, i will "kena" the consequence of a misunderstanding: awkward-ness.

yeah, sometimes can quite jialat. Cause i just cant stand someone NOT loving fredrick. =) Reality.

Anyway, just sent kenneth off. Chiaw sang and I rushed all the way there. Just in time to make it to give him a hug. =) that boy ah...it'll be another half year or so before we see him again.

So after that we went Chiaw Sang's house to watch the Germany Vs Portugal match. =D

And as usual...i feel asleep at the beginning and all the way throughout. haha..but i know Germany won. =P
Chiaw Sang said it's gay typing text messages with all the smileys. =DD

On a random note:

these are the people i hang out with in school. of course there are many others la..will showcase you all some other time!

please don't ask me how's school. i won't reply. Ask me other thing than that. =)

gotta run soon, to those that I haven't linked.....

TOO BAD!

no la, I will link you guys up eventually. Promise. Seal it with a spit. PUI!

please continue loving fredrick. you guys are doing great! keep it up! =D

-kcirderF

Stand up, keep going and HAVE FUN!

2006-07-01T08:50:00.000+08:00

made a decision to actualy work harder for my next coming tests, and hope my other coursemates who weren't doing so well will do the same too!!!! =D so...

PLAYTIME!!

haha..yeah..you see, folks' out of town for the weekend. heh heh heh....muahahhahahahahahha

nothing hanky panky though, i'm at my buddy's (kenneth) house. it has really been a long time since the few of us caught up and talk and have fun and do the usual stupid things we do =D

so here i am now giving live update on whats happening here right now.

nothing.
i just woke up.

and the dodo birds are still snoring away.

unless you count the "priang" sound i heard coming from downstairs. think the maid broke something. poor thing.

oh yah. back to the story. was watching the two matches if the WC last night (or this morning).

Germany VS Singapore
Italy VS Zimbawe

SINGAPORE WON!

ok. not funny. it was

Germany VS Argentina
Italy VS Ukraine

ok la..so so lorhX...haha..yes..so so...i don't really like watching soccer. i prefer to play with barbie dolls.

wahahahahahahahaha...no seriously, soccer bores me too much. very.....sian.

so we watched and ordered MacDonalds at 4am. couldn't resist. the "McDelivery" sign keeps appearing beside the "score area" of your upper right hand corner. Irresistable.

actually, that was just it. playing pool, watching soccer, talking cock. simple stuffs to having a great time together. =)

OH YA!

i almost forgot. Did i ever mentioned that there was a sex doll? haha Well, there WAS.

A gift from Ken to Javin I wanted all of us to take a group photo with it, so i could show it off to everyone else. BUT

smart Javin blew too much air in it and when he hugged it.

it burst.

=( no more sex doll.. however, you all can still see it la!

see the pile on the floor. that was what it became. Air-less.
On second thought. Lucky it's deflated. Else the content would have been too explicit for me topost it up here.=D

ok..i think thats all for this entry. i shall continue in my wait for the animals to be woken up by the hot sun shinning down on their ass.=)

P.S this entry was entirely blogged on a MacBook. the pictures were also taken by a MacBook. Neat eh? =P

Love Fred.

Not going too good...

2006-06-27T09:08:00.000+08:00

start of school...and all isn't going too well. yeah...

well, maybe not ALL, but SOMETHING isn't going too well..

my grades..yeah..

i got D for my Journalism test..=(

freaking hell, quite depressed. suddenly have that "i don't know what to do" feeling..

don't know how to get into a University, don't know how to survive the next two years, don't know how to make it to graduation etc etc.

guess i was really taking my o level grades for granted. really. i think i'm king. time's up.wake up.

i need something to regain my confidence in my studies. fast. else i'm losing it..oh well...work hard,yeah. what else?

and congratulation to the new comm. and the old comm that stepped down. you all put in loads of hardwork and pull through till today. well done! =) time flies really fast..sighs.

well...signing off.

你們做到了．．．做得很好

2006-06-19T10:00:00.000+08:00

who says you can't touch people with music?

who says that success couldn't be achieved through months of hard worked?

who ever said that miracles can't happen?

who said that secondary school kids couldn't play good music?

who said that music wouldn't drive you to tears?

Nobody.

and i witnessed all that last night. 18th June 2006. Singapore Conference Hall.

thank you for the music.

You all did it.

You all touched me.

Thank you so much.

Ooooo..Baby

2006-06-17T23:34:00.000+08:00

i've been waiting for this for so long...yeah...

everytime i take a peek at you....

i feel my adrenaline being pumped.

i feel the excitement.

i have the urge.

i want to hold you, own you.

yeah baby, you're the one for me...

your smooth dark skin, calling out to me...seducing me..

you curves, too perfect..

the way you open up to me, oh so wonderful..

i just want to play with you all day and night

till you're exhausted.

i promise i'll stroke you the right way baby..

now that i have you..

i love you.....

My Apple MacBook

=D

中正华乐.........加油.

2006-06-08T23:24:00.000+08:00

i've finish all my term tests and stuffs...xiong sia...

eh not easy leh..you all think poly...poly...rolly poly ah?

new word: waitlonglong

yeah...damn! we have to do like..projects and projects and projects and decide what to wear. tough...real tough...

but i've completed the first term! hope to strive for better reults!!

've been visiting my secondary school almost every other day.

seeing my juniors toll for the concert...

observing their tired faces...

watching their listless eys...

feeling the tension in the room...

staring at them helplessly trying to draw god-knows-whats-left of their strength and energy to pull the one big show...

it kinda breaks my heart.

To all my juniors who would or would not be reading this:

10 days. or 9.
that's whats left.

or thats how many days more you can strive. feel down, you don't. depressed, you won't.

we can do this. we'll pull it off.

keep telling yourself. we can do it. we can do it. we can do it. we can do it...keep the fight fighting.

and when you succeed, that moment of triumph,

is yours to keep.

forever.

中正华乐.........

加油.

Ho Ho Ho

2006-05-31T19:20:00.000+08:00

ok..i got over the tumbler.

REALLY.

heh heh, since i figured out that my darling HuanYuet will get another one for me( wishful thinking) !

okok..so.....oh yah!! i saw this recent usage of words by some Netizens

EXAMPLE:

Finally! after 23789784059802478 years you replied me!

i think it's preety cool..really...but a little over la..dunno..sounds weird. don't have impact.

haha..but sounds like something that Mr. Lai here will say eh? hmmm

Watched a bit of Singapore Idol just now..saw this Paul and Levin. They are 17.

See la Fredrick Lai, people 17 years old singing their way to stardom, you leh? still sitting infront of the computer typing an entry..haiyo...

Paul's got a nice voice la..but imagaine..singing infront of thousands..facing the scrutiny of the media and everyone else..

WOOOO!

tough sia.

talking about stardom ah..this artiste management company called the other day. ask me to join sia. heh heh heh..but i think is those "i-can-provide-free-photoshoot-but-you-have-to-print-your-own-posters" kind of cheat money company. heh heh. cant think of cheating people money sia. How come they can't come up with some proper job of theirs instead of cheating people's money ah? pathetic.

talking about cheat money, the other day i was at lau pa sat. i ordered "kimchi ramen"..... so being the always-hungry me, i asked for "duo yi dian mian" (more noodles)

ah boy: auntie! pao cai la mian yi wan! (one bowl of kimchi ramen please)
(ah boy thinks of the ramen that the chefs will pull and pull, very yummy that kind...drool.....)

auntie: orkay!
(aunties goes off and prepare)

being the always-hungry me, i asked for "duo yi dian mian" (more noodles)

ah boy:auntie! ke yi gei wo duo yi dian mian ma? (can you give me more noodles please)
(big FRED shiny smile looks like this---------> :D )

everything vanishes, the chef pulling the flour to make the noodles..gone...all gone..i felt the last bit of happiness draining out of me...

*everything freezes*
*slow-mo*

imagine this...

#fred's still in his "big-smile" mode, aunty bends down, comes out shows fred.....#

MAGGIE MEE!!!!!!!!!

#big smile gone#

auntie: huh...wo de mian shi zhe yang de leh..hen nan gei ni gen duo mian
(my noodles come like this [maggie mee], very hard to give you more noodles)

everything vanishes, the chef pulling the flour to make the noodles..gone...all gone..i felt the last bit of happiness draining out of me...

haix. damn sad...

talking about sad, today also damn sad..i think i failed my Photoshop and Freehand test today sia..jialat..i'll strive for better grades next time! waahhahahaha

see? thats how you can link stardom to cheat money to sadness. heh heh.

you will love me.

because i said so.

>.<

ciao!

Frrrrrrred.

Devastated

2006-05-29T22:57:00.000+08:00

Was quite sad today (and pissed at myself actually).

My oh-i-love-it-so-much tumbler i talked about the other day?

Gone.

Haix, my carelessness. Sorry Huanyuet. =(

Aiya, dunno what to say la, its just two weeks old. oh no...

to dearest denise: don't feel bad la (i know you won't =D)..it wasn't really anyone's fault. =) smile!! and your ex-girlfriend idea? it kinda suck, hahaha, dun try it. =)) chill.

i was quite black-faced at that time la, freaking pissed at myself.=) so sorry everyone. =D

but i can't quite get over it still..oh well....

Sorry, but I cant think of a title =P

2006-05-26T22:16:00.000+08:00

well..yea..that explains it..haha..no title..let's see whats up recently..

ok..today I was late for journalism lecture so I took a cab down. haix..reason why I was late for lecture...I was watching this hot and steamy pornographic video that I just downloade. it was way cool and its so steamy that steam filled my whole room. damn cool. was watching it with my speakers at full blast and hearing the moans and groans...

you still reading till here?
feel like knowing more about the flick?

haha

sex sells.

anyway, I was late cause I was checking my mails and stuffs..so I had to grab a cab lo. I hailed a cab and said in my sweetest and cutest voice, "Uncle, Temasek Poly, Xie Xie"

uncle said "ok" in a very low voice. so I put my bag down and fasten my seatbelt.

vroom...off we go...

and then...

I was freaking hell scared to death sia!! you know the feeling when the taxi go so fast that you're desperately hanging on to your seat??

that was NOT what happened to me.

the uncle was driving soooooooooooo slooooooooooowly that I was really freaked out. I thought something was happening to him. On normal road, he drove at 40km/h. On the expressway, he totally SPEED UP sia!!!

50km/h

I looked to my left, signboard says 90km/h. the lanes beside us were totally empty, all the cars sped past us. I really panicked sia.. and I wondered

"Singapore got traffic jam is sure because of this kind of driver on sia.." not only that, he shifted to the fourth gear when he was at 20-30km/h. I cant believe it. I reached my school feeling horrible. stunned sia.

okok...anyway..today was Campus Care Network Day, CCN Day for short. was damn exciting! haha..I was selling Nachos and chocolate fondeu at the same time (well, I tried to..heh heh..)

totally enjoyed myself...eating all the stuffs...haha..

sorry, but im trying lump everything in one post..heh...

yesterday was the first time i could sleep at 11..haha..past few days cheong the "thing-which-must-not-be-named" and logo design. sleeping at 3..damn jialat sia...stresssssssss-ed

yes..stress"ed"...ed people..ed..haha..im sleeping early again!! haha..but not for long i think, journalism proj due soon..damn sian...

no feeling to blog today..but just did...there's this headache bugging me..so sorry people..

oh..i just wondered..

"what if your legs grew on our heads instead?"

think about it.

chao.

Fantastically Fabulous Footilapapokilaturge Fredrick signing off.

(honestly, don't ever ask me whats that. i dunno also. =D)

I'm back...Finally..

2006-05-17T22:31:00.000+08:00

Im back!! Yes yes..haha...I have been so busy confusing myself about what project to hand in when and stuffs!! haha..seriously..stress..like i was late for handing in my first assignment for journalism. haha

okok..so basically, life's been very hectic for me.

what? don't believe ah?

YOUR BUSINESS LOR!

haha..nono, seriously..like lets see...

On the 13, 14 and 15th of May, I spent my Vesak Day at Suntec.Like I always do for the past five years..was there hosting "roadshow" for the 13,14th..seriously, it was really like roadshow.

For the road to see only.

yea, response wasn't very good. Most probably because of the rain. =( But really thank Qing, Rit and Javin for putting up such a wonderful performance that everyone loved them! Thanks to you guys again! They totally wow-ed everyone with their songs. And a BIGGER thanks to Qing who came back on the 14th to specially sing one song! haha..thanks man...

Then i did miking for the night performances, very fun. But tiring.. haha..everyday sleep at one plus, wake at 7-8 like that..very drained..

AND OH!

I received Huanyuet's gift!! haha..yeah..it was meant for my birthday and Valentine's Day. I got a Starbucks Tumbler (which i wanted for a year! =P ) and a fat cat soft toy! haha, not Garfield. But a really fat cat. =)

Ok, so Sunday was better. I MC-ed this 1000 people dinner.

MIND BLOWING.

yeah, was really proud of myself haha, i got to wear a blazer (which i think i looked smart in it. heh heh ). I felt that it was a great great encouragement to me! I will work harder!!! Though there was like four MC, I still valued the experience! =) way cool...haha

Oh yah!!!

I changed my printer and the old one was...well...old...so Dad said that there's no point selling it and he agreed letting me play with it!! haha

So i finally i got down to it yesterday, started at 11.10pm....

After 1 hour, 69 screws (67 actually, if you don't want to include the balck black thing that looked like a screw and the one that i didn'y unscrew), drops of perspiration, aching back, weird stares from bro, a cut on my hand and...

ink on my both hands....and....

dirtying my feet too...and...

Finally!!!!!

......bye printer....
...it was nice knowing you...
.......the days where you print non-stop for me.....
...........it was fun while it lasted.....
................i'll miss you..... =(

NOT!

okies, bye you old and slow poke! Welcome the new and faster Canon Pixma iP1600!! haha..no la..was kinda interested what was inside the printer..haha now i know why its so heavy! heh heh heh

OK! time for me to go! there's this very sickening thing called "thing-which-should-not-be-named"..very scary..but still have to do..but very scary...very very scary....

....marketing journal....

AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH!!!!!!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

NO.....No.....no.....no.....n.................................................

Ah....

2006-05-02T22:45:00.000+08:00

Rushed home in time to catch a very rare phenomenon, even harder to spot than a blue moon....

An opposition party rally!!

Yes! So I quickly took a shower and rushed to the field opposite my block. Shan't say which party it was la, but there's kinda like alot of circles on their flag. Heh heh heh..

Just as I was about to cross the road...

a voice from behind...

Middle age, bald, skinny, wearing polo tee man : VOTE FOR WORKER'S PARTY!!

Young, got some hair, plump, wearing LFC shirt, me looks behind and smiled

Middle age, bald, skinny, wearing polo tee man :VOTE FOR WORKER'S PARTY!! Correct what hor?

being a loyal fan of the government, I decided to be corny..

Young, got some hair, plump, wearing LFC shirt, me : Uncle, I can't vote yet

Young, got some hair, plump, wearing LFC shirt, me thought : doesn't he looks like those who'll come and say "WASSSSSSSUP!" that kinda punk then doing all those hand action?

Young, got some hair, plump, wearing LFC shirt, me : Erm..Uncle ah, my house here hor, don't have Worker's Party leh...

Middle age, bald, skinny, wearing polo tee man thinks for awhile, then : AIYA! NEBERMIND! JUST DON'T VOTE FOR PAP! VOTE FOR THEM, YOU DIE YOUNG AH!

That was the worst of politics the Young, got some hair, plump, wearing LFC shirt, me has ever heard, but it was worth something to muse about.

There was this big hoo ha in my estate, it brought life to my ever-so quite estate.

I can't even cross the road! Dear Policemen Uncle had sealed of that section and i had to walk a few more steps, security measurement i think..

So off I went, venturing deep into the muddy field opposite my house. And I stood down there listening. To my dissmal, the guy on the stage can't speak proper English AND Mandarin. He spelled maximum as "m-a-x-i-....." just when i thought he would definitle get it correct...

"...M-A-M!"

silence from crowd....

It's depressing. No wonder he had been on it for 18 years and never once won.The whole thing..It was like it was his "blog" and he was just ranting on and on and on...And believe it or not..there WERE people standing in front screaming and cheering for him! But the interesting fact is....

wanna guess?

They're not from my contstituency! hahahahahaha, all that screaming and shouting got what use if most of the people who attended the rally are not from the estate that you're gonna participate the elections in??

So when the whole thing was boring me, I looked at the grass. There i saw snails and heard the sound of the crickets..Then i thought..

You snails have died in vain.You let people trample on in this very field, setting up the stage on the field, disrupting your day to day activities like crawl, crawl and..crawl? But it was not a rally of worth.Bless your shells.

I left the field, feeling sad for the snails who were trampled on.

In the glourious memory of my dearest shelled friends, the mightiest and slowest snails. No doubt you had died for a lost cause,which pains my heart to see you crushed to the finest bits, but may your shells, I meant souls, find peace elsewhere.

Big fan of snails,
Fredrick Lai (2006)

I am a CMM-er

2006-04-30T21:59:00.000+08:00

I came upon this realisation that no one would talk to me if they have to go to the "COMMENTS" section. So TADA! The next-best discovery after girls....
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CBOX!!!

Yes!! See that yellow thingy down there? ------------>

Yep!! talk to me there!! It'll be nice if you could just tag me, maybe leave your link so that I could get back to you! YAY! (gay sia...)

Anyway, the past one week or so has been quite hectic for me. Yes, believe it or not,

poly+fred+loads of cca to choose from+multiple projects+weird assignments+meeting new people+eating new food+many books to buy+many pretty girls to drool at= HECTIC.

Yeah, but it has been a hell of a week, meeting a very fun bunch of people at my new school, Temasek Polytechnic Business School (the PREFERRED Business School), Communications And Media Management. There are loads of wonderful people over there, and I really have to thank my luck for landing me in such a wonderful class. =)

Some of the nicest people are in my class (including the ugly and adorable fred of course!), we all got along well and went for dinner and stuffs on Day 2! It's a whole new experience and I really can't wait. I have marvelously-superlously-scubadabously-sshhpy-sshapyly nice lecturers. Haha, yea, I'm really enjoying myself at a new environment. Though I must say its really a different experience for all of us. I got to know alot of Big Brothers and Sisters in the course, or rather class, too! Really different..=)

I'm really wondering how my bros are doing now, my juniors..are they studying?? better be, and many other stuffs, like how I'm gonna run my GRC for the next five years after I win election..haix...

what?

I got a party one ok?? Every year got one party, then when I go around shaking hands, they all say....

Happy Birthday.

Thats all I have for you people out there! Hope to see everyone everywhere everytime! =P

(sarah ong)

(see? I blogged about you! Wahahahaha. Be honoured!)

Lai Fredrick, tumbling off....

Why...? =(

2006-04-19T14:41:00.000+08:00

Referring to today's "The Straits Time" under the cover story of Home, I found a very disturbing issue being mentioned...

"JC student kills himself,convinced his private parts were too small"

As you can see...that was what had happened..this guy here was 18 years old..and he died on my birthday this year..

Really, why i find this issue disturbing is that..Us Asian guys' size is like that! what else? Of all people, a "second year student at a top junior college" should have known this fact. Why is he bothered by it? His mum and girlfriend had given him stong support about his issue on it. Does it matter that much that its enough to take your life for that?Not that ur future prospect is dependant on the size of your manhood, right?

Its sucide news that always breaks my heart..whatever happened to "live life by its fullest" ?

It was said that he told his mother in January this year that life was "boring and meaningless". Based on my inferior knowledge, I've read that this is one of the signs or depression or even suicide. Please, if you've heard that of someone you know..Give this person the care and support he/she needs ok? Or even let an adult know about this. You won't know, your little act might save someone from ending his/her life.

On the contrary, someone who always said "im depressed" over and over again, might not be depressed afterall. One does not know if he or she is depressed..so take note..

So please please remember..constantly remind yourselves that this world is beautiful and you want to be face life happily! Even my idol, Da Chang Jing, also said that there are some illnesses that are cause my your emotions. So DO take note!

=)

Please Love Fred!

haha..dumb...

OH MY! Dear Yiqing...

2006-04-14T21:57:00.000+08:00

Hello everyone! Welcome! Welcome to our top variety show....

"How Could Yiqing Have Said That?!"

*round of applause*

Introducing host for our favourite show...Frrrrrrrredrick Lai!!!

Fredrick Lai: Hello Hello!!! And welcome to our show!! Today, I've got a very interesting thing to share with everyone..and yes! its something dear yiqing has said...Before that..let's just give Yiqing a brief introduction...Yiqing is very lame and thus has gotten an honourary degree at the University of Lamefort...without much further adue..lets listen to what yiqing has said....

Yiqing says: i wanna watch eight below lehs >.<

Fred says: whats that?

Fred says: 8 men's that one ah?

Fred says: hahaz

Yiqing says: 8 dogs de

Fred says: 8 belows

Fred says: hahaz

Yiqing says: -.-

Fred says: i have le

Fred says: hahaz

Fred says: wo you le (I'm pregnant)

Yiqing says: .whao`

Yiqing says: haha!

Yiqing says: ji ge yue? (How many months?)

Yiqing says: okie craps..

Yiqing says: haha..

Fred says: hahaz

Fred says: yao sheng le (I'm going to give birth)

Yiqing says: i'll call e medium =\ =
Yiqing says: EH..WAIT..

Yiqing says: medium -.-l

Fred says: what medium?!?!?!?!

Fred says: midwife la

Yiqing says: haha!

Yiqing says: thts why!!1

Yiqing says: HAHA!!1

Yiqing says: >.< opps..ya ya

Yiqing says:
midwife

Fred says:
yiwing is so funny

Fred says:
im going to blog about this

Yiqing says:
...eh! its a human error!!!

Yiqing says:
hmph` meanie..how could you!!

Yiqing says:
=

....and yes! thats the end of our show today..see you next time..on..

"How Could Yiqing Have Said That?!"

no hard feelings dear girl..=)

Dum-Di-Dum-Di-Di-Dum

2006-04-10T10:48:00.000+08:00

Sorry, couldn't think of a title..=D

okays..here's the list of presents that i received (like so long ago). Those who did not give, do find your local pastor/monk/priest/whoever-you-think-is-holy to confess your sins..you should feel ashamed.. hahaz..>.<

this year's "harvest" is not good..really..hahaz..not that i mind la (well i DO, just a little)..but yea..not like last year..but the quality of the presents are really..superb..i like most of them..hahaz...most as in..90% =P

okay..no ranking...but I will rank those which i think is a little special/extraordinary/weird.. Here goes..

1)Nike slippers,Nike shirt, Nike Battleground merchandise

From:ALL my bros..loads of them..i still saw them collecting money from each other at the chalet, must have cost u guys a bomb.thanks alot =)

2) A Billabong mesh cap

From: I think it's from puiboon, zhiyin, jiecong..Thanks to you too!

3)A very nice portfolio holder

From: MUM!!! thanks..I used it for the interview remember?

4)A also very nice looking Casio watch

From: DAD!! Knew i was looking for a watch and he got one for me..=)

5)Ang Baosssss

From: Many of mummy's friends..=)

6)A nice Adidas shoe bag plus a calendar

From: Yihui,min ru,erm..still got who? melinda right? well..not very sure..but thanks too!!

7)A nice plant that says "happy birthday"

From: Ven. Miao Mu =)

8) A yummy birthday cake which we ate during the celebration

From: dearest rit xu..thanks..

9) ___________

From: Huan Yuet...i'm still waiting for it..so i don't know what it is..haha

yep, thats about the more normal ones..here's the top three weirdest presents..

3) A bag that looks like a bear

From: Zinc.

Haha..no laaaaa.. it's from Junhong,beekwee,tiffy,jiaqing,weisheng..=)) Thanks!!! i like alot..im treating it like my own kid. hahaz..this is not yet a weird bday present..it's just funny..read on..

2) A skin water bottle

From: My dearest and only blood bro Felix Lai. He never fails to surprise me with new stuffs everytime..=) still trying to get rid of the weird weird tast though

This is actually the weirdest present le..the top ranking one is something we always see..but it's just weird to get it for a birthday present...

please...*drum roll*

1) Akira GS-35 electric cooking pan

Features:
Multi-Functional Cooker: Steamboat, Frying, Stir Frying, Grill, Stew, Slow Cooking
High Efficiency Heating Element ensures Fast Cooking
Auto Temperature Control System
Durable Non-Stick Coating Teflon Interior for Easy Cleaning
Transparent Tempered Glass Lid
372 (W) x 368 (D) 172 (H) mm

From: *sighs* well, you guessed it.

Javin and Chiaw Sang.

haha..i really can't stand it..i saw them coming from afar..holding this plastic bag with the present in it..then when they came to me and pull it out..i saw the akira box..i thought they were just trying to scared the shit out of me and there's some other thing in the box. So i opened the box and took a peek inside.

Well...it really was akira GS-35 electric cooking pan....

hahaz..THANKS TO YOU TWO lo...hahaz..it was really fun...now i duon't know how i can make use of it..=/

Anyway..thats all..that i can remember..if still got somemore i'll tell you all..

to juniors: yes!! we can make it!! practise harder, we plan harder, the performance will be as hard as..hardcore..? whatever..hahaz...everyone....GO FOR IT!!! yea!!

to mattea tan liying: since u asked for it..mattea mattea mattea mattea mattea mattea mattea..na! happy? =D

to everyone else: GOTCHA! i got nothing to say to the rest of you!! wahaha..

okay..that's sparstic.

anyway..see you all soon..

-Fredidy Fat Fred

whats that?? no idea. =P

It's Nice...Isn't It?

2006-04-04T09:28:00.000+08:00

oh yes it is..isn't it?? (What is??)

Well, I'm refferring to seeing your name on someone elses blog..no?

COME ON!!!

We ALL know that you'll grin as soon as someone just MENTION a little about you....no?

Ooooooooh Yes...admit it now everyone..

hahaz...isn't it that everytime that we go to view someone elses blog, that sub-conscious little voice at the back of your head will go "let's see if there's anything about me..."

.....and FINALLY....

found it! *grin*

Haha..I don't know..Maybe it's just me..=S Maybe you're not even FINDING it..But as soon as your eyes spot your name in one of someone's entry..you'll CONFIRM grin..no?

i don't care..I say you will means you will..hahaz..

"lalalalalalala..im right im right" #does a little tap dance#

Really got nothing to do nowadays, but not bad la..I'm getting ALOT, alot of rest. =D My main concern now is that the orchestra will do well in their performance. Hope their practices will be fantastic, and planning it for them will be worthwhile..=)

你们行的!!! 加油!!

It's past April 3rd le, so i'll most probably come up with the post on the presents..AS PROMISED hahaz..yeah..but no pictures la..sorry...cause I'm LAZY... >.<

Oh yah!! guys..girls...please... you can start linking me now...thanks thanks!! its too bored here..lets see if we get new visitors! =)

love you all to your finest molecular structure!

--Freddy the Froggy +i don't know why i put that, just feel like..=P+

Some Stuffs To Share

2006-03-30T10:19:00.000+08:00

Nothing to post about lately..Haven finish the book on Depression, 3rd April not here yet, so cant collate my presents yet.. Haha..So, I'd thought I'll share this with some of you bored souls out there. Enjoy! =)

P.S It ain't porn

Click Me!

Oh..And this too!! =)

Don't click him..Click ME!!!

It's actually scientist that can make a water droplet move upwards a miniature stair, by actually heating the stairs to a very high temperature..=)

I wonder...

2006-03-17T12:36:00.000+08:00

I wonder....

1) Will there actually be friends and buddies that will last through you life? I heard of this saying that people won't stay as friends forever and neither will people stay as foes forever..Think this is quite true isn't it. If not, you can try asking yourself what's the name of your best buddy when you were seven? I don't know, we are human beings, we DO drift apart. We DO grow tired after a period of time.

Not long ago I read this article that this group of friends had a gathering after 50 years.FIFTY long damn years. Sheesh! And they are PRIMARY school friends. Ok, I gotta admit that that's really cool and awesome..And I wonder..Will that really happen? Will I get to enjoy that? I wonder...

2) Where will I go after I die? Haha..It's dumb, but its nice to think wildly and come up with the possibilities. =D I often think that will I still possess the memories that I held when i was still alive? What do you think? I thought of writing a will, because god knows when will you be dead. Maybe later when I step out of the house and go over to buy some stuffs, some car just WHAM! and I'm juice. So it's good to start writing a will now..=D like what I wanna wear on my deathbed, how must the funeral be held. Heard that there's this young man's funeral that they played rock. Can you imagine?? ROCK?!? Gee..He must be one cool guy when he was alive..Maybe I'll have a live choir singing for me..=/

3) Why people go clubbing when they are still not of legal age? I know there are underage parties and private parties and stuffs which allows you entrance to the clubs. But why?!?! I know of certain, erm, some of my bros call them "sl*ts" (is that how you call them? =/) then loves to go to these kinda places and be "grind" (again, did i got it right?), which means that go there let guys touch and stuffs la. And these young girls are not even of age?!?! I mean, there MUST be a reason why there is a rule that stops underage youngsters into such place. What I think is because young people just don't know how to think. They can't really make right decisions for themselves and visiting such places will only make you prone in falling prey to people with ill designs. Please correct me where you think I'm wrong.

Tuned in to Class 95 this morning and there was this concerned mum calling in to discuss this topic. Her daughter is only 14. DAMN!! What the hell was she thinking?? 14 and you wanna go?? So Glenn was saying "Tell your daughter that she's only 14 and that she don't really have any rights or whatsoever. So tell her that you'll be going along with her to club" =.= okay....It just MIGHT NOT work with most of the youngsters?? Who would want ol' mum partying alongside with you? It ain't a question. It's kinda like a statement. So people, please please please (I'm already begging you) tell me why do underage youths wanna go club? Why?!?!

4) Will people try to be like (or act like) more mature when they have girlfriends? Ok, I guessed that being more mature is good. But when you try to be more MAN and all that gung-ho "i-have-a-girlfreind-i'm-oh-so-grown-up" attitude, its where that everything starts to go wrong. This really doesn't happen to everyone, I agree.

It only happens to CERTAIN people. You can dismiss what I say as crap. But if you happen to have free time out of your busy dating schedule, take some time to ask for opinions for other friends. I won't be saying this if it's my personal opinion. If there are a few people out there with similar opinions then its time you take my crap seriously.

Having a girlfriend doesn't means that you have to come in fron of me and try to act that you're much "cooler" or even "older" than me. Im still in a much much clearer state of mind than you, mind you.

Having a girlfriend doesn't also means that you have to swear thrice the time that you used to and actually swear at your friend for a careless remark.

Please, you might think that "aww, fred is just trying to be wise and give me advice.he's just trying to be preach to me and thinks he know so much". BUT! But..take time off and self-evaluate. Take a look at yourself. Take a look at your NEW (not better) self. If you're still the person I used to know. You'll definitely know where you've changed. If you're really so deep into it, you MIGHT just hate me after reading all this.

I wonder..which one will you become..? you're still my bro..thats why i putting this up..i don't have the courage to tell u personally. sorry.

It's the March holidays for those who are currently schooling. And I've been out for quite a few times already. Went to places like Sentosa with C.O people then and now. Went out to makan makan makan. 've been trying to organise a outing or rather just a dinner for the bros. But nobody seems free. Or rather there isn't a day that all of us are free. They have other commitments, other outings they'd rather go, other activities they'd rather participate, other places they'd rather be at. Guess this is it. This is it.

Fred.

I'm 17 =P

2006-03-06T23:09:00.000+08:00

Just wanna say thanks to everyone who wished me happy birthday and gave me presents (despite me telling u all so many times not to =X). I'll be posting the pictures of the presents in a very short time, so do look out for it cause I've received the weirdest of weird presents, =D yeah you bet, so look out!! =)

I went to the TP appeal today. Went there just to fill in a form. =.= Guess I should be feeling lucky, cause there were people standing in front of the board, looking for the suitable course for them. And I'm just glad that I can have the freedom of choice.

So when i was out doing it, I suddenly thought "why am I doing this?!". Of which I really have no idea why am I like fretting over this. Should have really just stick to the course that I'm posted to (Ngee Ann Mass Communications) and not like worry about everything else.

Anyway, watched Underworld Evolutions with Bro and Serene. Everything was okay, 'cept that there were some scenes of nudity that made it M18. If not, the show should be just NC16 ba. =) It was actually quite nice (yes, including the nude scenes =P) , everyone should just go watch it.

Was at home just now,dazing. Really wondered, "Darn, I should be out there enjoying the orientation and everything else, but why am I doing this?"

Really thought whether did I made the right choice. I COULD have got myself landed in a JC, just like everyone else. Why? Is this right? Am I missing out something?

Dang, I guess I have to just go and sleep on it. There ain't anything I can do now. I took the step to the path that I've picked. Guess I'll just have to go all out and make my mark.

I'll sleep on it, really. Maybe eat on it, shit on it, swim on it, pee on it, whatever on it

-Fred =/

Class Chalet / Celebration

2006-02-27T16:07:00.000+08:00

okay..here's the post on the stuffs about this coming friday's
Class Chalet cum Celebration

Class Chalet
There'll be a class chalet on the 3rd-5th of March. So if you're attending, please call jesslyn and press 1. If you want to stay during the above mentioned period of time in the chalet, please call jesslyn and press 2. For foreign students without a Singaporean IC, please call jesslyn, key in your passort number and followed by the # key. For more enquiries or to speak to the operator, please call jesslyn and wait for the phone to be picked up. For further information, visit www.pleasecaniaskjesslynsomething.com.sg

Hell no, please visit www.justjesslyn.blogspot.com

The chalet is Coasta Sands Downtown East. However, the unit number and everything is still not confirmed. Please check back to this blog on the 1st of March. Or you can simply visit the above mentioned website(s).

=P

Celebration
It's a birthday celebration on the evening on the 3rd of March at the same chalet that will be used for class chalet.Thanks to all fellow 4JT classmates to allow this celebration to be held. Though I don't which handsome boy(s) is the celebration for, =P Those coming for the celebration and wish to stay,sorry,but you cant stay IN the room. Guess we'll just have to figure something out yea? =)

For the chalet there might be some activities that we'll do as a CLASS. There may be some games like beach volleyball etc, so please dress appropriately. And don't bring too much cash along okay? JT peeps..SAFEGUARD YOUR HANDPHONE!!!! Haha..in case there's any re-enactment of the handphone incident last year. =P

Thats all for now. Remember, for enquiries, you know which site to go. =)

Night Everyone!

Interview @ TP

2006-02-23T10:01:00.000+08:00

Went for Temasek Poyltechnic's interview yesterday. I reached early, so i proceeded to the waiting area...

Shall start with how the people informed me of the interview :

Monday

Kenny: Hi,my name is kenny and I'm calling from Temasek Poly. I understand that you put Temasek Poly as your second choice in your JPSAE right?

Fred: Uhm...yea?

Kenny: Okay, here's what I need you to do, do you have a pen a paper to note down the things that I'm going to tell you?

Fred: Yea sure, go ahead. (I lied)

Kenny: Please attend an interview on the 22nd of February at School of Business, MediaBiz Studio. Ok?

Fred: Oh...Kay...Sure

Kenny: Ok..Erm..It'll be a formal interview, so please dress formally

Fred: #wa..seow liao la# Oh okay! Sure! Thanks.

*phone call ends*

Please note that he said formal ah. Unless my ears were malfunctioning, I WAS quite sure that he DID say formal. So this was how i dressed:

Yes...With Fred's trademark big grin too =DD

So i grabbed my very stylo new portfolio that mum just got for me (please, it's Wednesday already, not Monday) and left for Temasek Polytechnic...With the usual butterflies and birds and chickens and ducks fluttering in my stomach, of course =D

So our hero Fred arrived at the designated place..

+Fred takes a look at the interviewees+

Darn!! They were wearing T-SHIRTS!!!!! How can it be?!?!?!? Din't they say FORMAL?!?! So quickly, our hero excused himself, saying that he was still early and walked calmly towards the door.

Once out of that door, I DASHED straight to the toilet (pee first) and removed the tie so as not to make me so odd. Checked my hair to see if it was messy, and left the toilet. I took a stroll around to calm myself down before heading back to the waiting area.

I sms-ed this pretty girl (haha) and my bro Aurick about the encounter. Just as Aurick replied asking me (with a laugh, of course) whether did i wear a blazer too...

I SAW THIS GUY THAT WALKED OUT OF THE INTERVIEW ROOM DRESSED LIKE DONALD TRUMP!!!

Yes..Thats him, with the tie, blazer and everything. I STARED at this guy with my mouth a little open (not that mine ever closed before..=P)...I thought:

#o......k...at least I'm not the oddball here#

I continued my wait, glad to think that there's someone more serious (in his dressing) about the interview than I am..Yipee!! =D

Then Daryl David came out, another lady came out..called a few names which all of them did not turn up, next..."Fredrick Lai!!" That's me!

Daryl David looked at me and said: Okay! I'll take you then!! Come, follow me! =)

OKAY. Daryl David interview me.COOL MAN!!

I went into the room, and he asked me to ask HIM questions instead! What's this?? Whose interview session it was anyway?? Haha..Not that I mind, so I start asking questions and stuffs about the course in TP.

Seems like a nice bloke to me, I like him..So I'm back to square one, re-considering my choices again. =/

I'll have to go down to Ngee Ann Poly tomorrow to take a look at the place, TP made me happy..See whether NP can make me happier. Hope I'll make the right choice in due time. =D

Guess I'll have to make this blog known le, cause I have to help announce stuffs for the class chalet. =) Maybe I'll change address again once class chalet is over? Haha..Dunno..It's kind fun like this..=P

Next post coming up!

See ya'll 'round!

.Fred spoke.

Results

2006-02-14T18:42:00.000+08:00

Thanks everyone who congratulated me about my reults. Thanks so much =)

But what i think is that, when all of us went through the cheong-ing and pia-ing during our O's, we will then not regret and worry about our results.Im not saying this because I got a reasonable grade and trying to be sarcastic or whatsoever. I have been saying this even before my O's.

To my friends who did not get the grade they wanted:

Never doubt yourself about whether have you put in enough effort during your O's preperation, because we all know that you all DID! Look forward and stop thinking about all those "I could have done better if..." because its all over already. Rather, think about your future,think about what you want to do.

Fred says, "Grades are but tools to help you advance to your next stage in life"

Heh heh heh, but i think overall everyone did well, really. I'm so happy to see so many people achieve what they wanted. Well done!!

Long time never see my juniors, or rather talk to them. "How are all of you??? Ok?? =) "

Really have to thank all our teachers who have seen us through our O's. Without them, we...

Honestly, I really don't know what will happen to us if we don't have such great and supportive teachers to put us through O's.Only thing I not very happy with is my Geography which I was expecting an A1, instead of a B3 =( But nevermind!!! I tried!! =)

Am going through the selection and application of school these few days. Have to do some comparrison about the schools I want to go to.

Till the next time,

See ya! =P

Oh yah! Happy Valentine's Day everyone!!!

P.S I'm STILL expecting my tumbler, cant believe u gave it away ='(

=D

Mischief #1

2006-02-14T18:09:00.000+08:00

This one i remembered the most...

Nicola kicked a ball all the way up to the fourth floor and thus whacking Ms Yee's head (Lucky eh? =p). And all of us dashed up to go see what happened to her (actually we're much more concerned about the ball..heh heh). Ms Yee asked us who did it, we described to her Nicola's appearance as bellow:

Ms Yee: Who kicked the ball up?

Us: Oh! It was this Secondary 1 boy, with short spikey hair,red shoes and in P.E attire one! He kicked our ball up and ran away le.. *stiffling laughter*

While all these were happening, Jojo actually was sneaking into her classroom trying to take the ball back.=) he would have succeeded if it wasn't the screams and shouts of her students that give him away.

Of course, with the great communication skills of ZiHan,Jonathan,Aurick,Jojo,Me and maybe some others whom I temporarily forgotten, that we were able to get the ball back. =)

Proud of ourselves. Haha

Anyone who remembered our mischiefs,feel free to remind me in the comment box and I'll gladly reiterate the story again.

This entry will be the first of the more-to-come "Mischiefs Of The Past" entries! Do look out...=P

Enjoy!

Birthday Comes Early

2006-01-28T13:25:00.000+08:00

Since I'm gonna leave for Taiwan come this tuesday, thought that might as well leave my birthday wishlist so that you can have around a month's time to prepare for it! Heh heh heh...Hope I'll be having a party...=)

Honestly, if you don't have the $$$ to buy dear freddie here a nice lil present, a card can always do it! =) If you can't even get me a card, you can get something else....

LOST!

GET LOST!!!

Haha. No really, if can't get a card then just come wish me Happy Birthday will do. =D Ok...So are you ready? Here goes....

(in no order)

1) a pair of Nikes
(not the sports shoe type, mind you. The one like Adidas' Campus. 'Cept that u do away with the ugly stripes and put a pretty tick across. =D oh! my feet's 25cm..don't know what size is that)

2) a pair of decent army design shorts/bermudas (no drawstrings please!)

3) nice irritating T-Shirts (like my "Go Fork Yourself" shirt)

4) The "Bear Bag" =D
(basically it means that the bag looks like a bear....Nono..the bear is behind the bag. Yea..)

5) more money to buy more things =D

6) a cute little puppy. (serious,but someone's gotta teach me how to take care of it)

7) jeans from SKIN. (haha...this is nonsense. a pair will cost u around 500 bucks..Nvm.)

8) having spare cash? SPONSOR CCHMSCO Night!! Thanks! =)

9) Nokia 7380
(=D another unrealistic one,but who cares?! These ARE birthday WISHES hello!! =P)

10) finally!! The most important one.....
#drumroll#
WORLD PEACE!! hahaz

Honestly, getting anything is fine,really. If I think of anything else I'll surely come back and blog about it. =)

Recently, am inspired by certain recollections and will soon post an entry on the reminiscent of the misdeeds/prank/nonsense/bullshit/funny stuffs that my bros and I did all the way from Secondary 2 to Secondary 4. =D So do watch out for it, it should come out as the next entry and if anyone of you thinks that u did wilder things...Feel free to discuss and we'll see who's boss! =)

Thats all for now..Here's wishing everyone a Happy Lunar New Year in advance.

May all your pockets swell with the buldge of your angbaos!

Take care! =)

A Job At Last

2006-01-21T21:40:00.000+08:00

Have been really busy for the past week or something, and I hadn't really have the time to put down some of the stuffs that i did and felt.

So, I'm working @ Wanton Mee Stall in CCHMS.

Yea, no joke.

REALLY!

Now wipe that he-must-be-kidding look off your face. Yes, you know it.

Anyway, it has really been very very fun and everything. The Aunties treat me real well and i get to eat anything I want and I even get paid. Very nice job.

Had to get use to all the "huh?!" and "waaaad???" from everyone, teachers or students.Hell, like Im a new freak in a zoo. =D But the place was nice to work in anyway. Learnt stuffs like how to cook noodles,wrap dumplings or "wanton",how to boil the wantons or fry them, etc. Can say that I enjoyed it throughly la.

Oh ya, besides that, I even went to wrap hampers and Javin's aunt's "hamper factory". Something like that. Was kinda fun since i did it with ChiawSang and Javin. The usual bullshit from all of us. =D

And guess what? I gave tuition after that. Yea, no shit about that. Me, Lai Yanzhi, Fredrick. I gave tuition.

Haha, it was kinda like a substitution teacher. 'Cause I was doing it for my bro since in the NS and stuffs. Quite interesting though, din't suck as much as thought i would be as a tuition teacher. Heh heh.

With all the jobs and stuffs? I sort of miss school now. Really. In school all i had to do was do homework and stuffs. Its really like heaven compared to working. Cant wait for school to reopen. Don't really mind where i go to (most preferably a JC), just wanna start studying again and stuffs.

Didn't have much time to hang out with my juniors and my dudes these days. Well, i guess things are different nowadays yea? The "good ol days" had came and past. =( But I still get to go out with all of my buds recently. Had coffee and talk, played pool those kinda stuffs that we usually do. But really appreciate the times that we can hang together now. It ain't like the days before that we went out altogether already.Times are different man....

Times are different....

Respect

2006-01-10T23:11:00.000+08:00

People said that trust is the factor that keeps a relationship ( friends or anything) going, but i beg to differ. I really think that its the respect that you give each other that keeps the thing between the both of you going.

Discovered the sickening reality of one of my friends just recently. Very sad to say, I really don't think this friend really gives me ( or anyone) the respect that is deserved. Don't really know whether there's anyone who experienced this before, there's this kinda unspoken respect you and your real good buddy share? Like you know what to do and what not to do for each other? Yea, thats the kinda thing I share with my other friends. But this guy's different, he's kinda...wierd... I mean, yea, he's got eyes, ears and everything...balls too..but.. He just don't know what NOT to do in front of different people? As in...doing the wrong things always? And saying all the bullshit and crap? And the oh-im-so-freaking-great attitude.

Being friends doesn't really mean that you dispense with the basic manners and courtesy right? Being friends doesn't really mean that it gives you the right to stand at your friend's sit at a steamboat dinner and deprive him of all eating rights, not caring how he feels at all.

Man, this ain't right. Manners!! My man....Manners.

Here's wishing my very dear girl-friend PuiBoon a big Happy Birthday..May she find a job soon to kill her depressing boredom!! =)

Oh,there's GuoMing's birthday which just passed three days ago. Happy Birthday to you man, hope you've enjoyed everything! =)

Peace Out.

Smelly Toufu

2006-01-05T11:18:00.000+08:00

yes...smelly toufu...i shall start from the very beginning.

Due to my super free and super nothing-to-do days,mummy got a little pissed that im not doing anything at home.So she wanted me to go look for a job! And coincidentally, Miss Tay PuiBoon wanted to go look for a new job too! So off we go! On a job hunt!! its my very first job hunt...

So i met puiboon at city hall MRT and....the search is on!!! So we started with Manzana.Guess who we saw? MELINDA!! yes yes..she's working there too! And just nice that they were looking for female workers too! So, not missing a beat, puiboon went to sign up...And me? well...whats there for me to work as in a female working environment (not that I MIND...hahaz). I went looking around for mummy's present...and who attended to me? Thats right..melinda!!! hahaz..she was very mechanical..like, "ThesearemilkglassesshippedfromGermanyThecoloursarebakedonto
theglassesalongwith crystalssothattheywillbewashedoffsoeasily...and so on.." she's really good at it..rapper style..and it ain't typo error because she really did not talk with pauses u see..

Then i got mum's present,and we bailed out of the shop. =) then we went Suntec..look around..signed up with MiniToons..hahaz..Then the torture...take a look:

PuiBoon (PB) :eh,want go try the smelly toufu stall? we eat first then ask for job.

Fred (F) : erm..u sure not..go eat smelly toufu ah?

PB:yea..they got ten pieces de..So if i eat one then i dun like..the rest u eat k?

*fred's mind* :no shit!!! means i hafta eat NINE if you don't like?!?!

F :ermmm...uhhh...ah..we split 3-7 you eat 3, i eat 7

PB : ah..okay! *smiles brightly because she dun have to eat so much*

F : okay then..lets go

#reach the store#
#freakin smelly#

*fred looks at puiboon,shocked*

F : u sure ah?

PB : okay la!! eat eat!!

*we got a seat outside furthest from shop door and ordered*

*food came*

okay...as all of you can see..it shall be PuiBoon's fault for getting me eat this kinda stuffs..it was very yucky..end up she ate 4 and i ate 6..not too bad..So we bailed ASAP after we finished our food..Din even asked about the job..No wonder they are constantly looking for helpers..Which worker can last in there?!?! shit.

But..why would someone eat a smelly toufu? to prove to others that "hey! look here u dicks!! im eating a smelly toufu!!woooo hoooo!!! am i cool???" hmmm? or what.. i mean..who would even THINK of creating a dish like this?? anyone out there that ADORES smelly toufu?? If u do...please...STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!! hahaz..that meant to be a joke..but seriously..i cant figure that one out..

then i brought PuiBoon to Army Market..we WALKED there...yes..from Bugis...stupid right?? don't worry..cause it was also..HER IDEA..and she insisted i buy something too! since we walked there. =.= haix...what a day...

smelly toufu?

Yucks.

Re-Start

2006-01-03T08:47:00.000+08:00

guess that since i have nothing to do, i might as well re start my blog again:with a different outlook and different blog address.

Name's fred.haha..yeah...17 this year..and as u can see..i am very,very,VERY free.why???why is this so????

simple! because i am currently not schooling!! hahaz..oh no...so lame..i've almost forgotten how to blog..o.O

well, i've been having loads of fun since the end of the o levels..yes yes..im a "have fun" person..yea..but..some people have different definitions of having fun right..? here's a short list of what i did over the holidays (in no order) :

1)hosted prom
2)hosted children camp talent night
3)hosted youth camp talent night
4)hosted christmas eve dinner and dance
5)had a christmas potluck party @ zhiwen's house
6)had a countdown party (to new year) @ zhiwen's house (again....hahaz)
7)had a chalet with my buddies
8)had a chalet with the chinese orchestra @ orchid country club...(damn song i tell u..)
9)joined the chinese orchestra camp...fun too!
10) ate suki sushi buffet twice
11)went sakae once
12)visited ichiban boshi (sushi parlour @ great world city)
13)went to jon's bbq party
14)aurick's "party" at marina bay steamboat

and i think there's much more.Not to mention all the DVDs i've watched during my free time.

=) a re-start for a brand new year..there shan't be any tagboards so please leave what you wanna say to me in the comments section. I'll reply if i can!

Haha. See who will find my blog first.=D

Ciao!